sobre assaltos.

>School Vidja Game Tournament
>SS4
>come in 1st win $100
>walking home
>get robbed by 2 black kids that lost in the prelims
>myface

I wish I had a gun.

>Gamestop
>Get last copy of RDR
>With a line full of people behind me
>Walk out
>Get beat up and robbed

Feelsbadman.jpg

>Buy some ramen noodles with the last of my cash
>Guy tries to rob me in the parking lot
>Beat him unmercifully
>Go to jail for assaulting someone
>Try to explain he was robbing me, but I just fought back
>Cops say I should have just given him my shit and called them to file a complaint

DERP LANDOFTHEFREE DERP

>Some dickhead stole my phone out of my bag in gym
>Know who it is
>Tell security to check his bag before gym ends
>They find like 6 phones
>Kid gets arrested and I get my phone back

Feels wonderful man.

imprevisível.

Percebi algo hoje.

Sabe quando a gente começa a conviver bastante com uma pessoa e certas coisas ou manias ou costumes dela passam a nos irritar? Não é isso que incomoda. Não é botar leite vazio na geladeira, nem botar garrafas na porta, nem não usar porta-copos. O problema é a previsibilidade. A pessoa faz e tu pensa "de novo." Vira algo tão cliché dela. Você passa a, como dizem, lê-la como um livro.

O fato de não ter mudança é o que irrita.

olha que lindo isso, vonsks!

Stranger: hmm well do you have any other hobbies?

You: sure

You: movies, tv shows, games..

You: the usual hehe

Stranger: nice nice

You: i looooove movies

You: and am addicted to tv shows

Stranger: what are your favorites?

You: ah there are so much!

You: do you watch any?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah

You: such as?

Stranger: the office, its always sunny in philadelphia

You: OMG

Stranger: thats about all i watch really

You: THE OFFICE FAN ♥

Stranger: southpark haha

Stranger: futurama

Stranger: everyone loves the office...duh

You: haha not on brazil they dont XD

Stranger: really?!

Stranger: omg

You: inorite

You: so sad

You: such an awesome show

Stranger: thats very sad

Stranger: it really is

You: i take it you watch it on nbc every week?

Stranger: yess

You: have you seen the last one?

You: the secretary's day

Stranger: yes!

You: omg erin freaked out!

Stranger: i know!

Stranger: i dont really think it shouldve been that big of a deal haha

You: ahh i dunno

You: michael is such an idiot

You: i cant believe he told her

You: haha

Stranger: i love him though

Stranger: haha

You: yeah ofc

You: he is such a child

Stranger: that whole cookie monster thing was funny

You: kevin is hilarious

Stranger: and that corporate guy haha

You: "the IT guy"

You: lmao

Stranger: lol

You: my fave char is jim though

Stranger: i love how he messes with dwight

You: yep yep

You: dwight is also amazing

Stranger: agreed

You: "i knew about the plant and chose to let it die"

Stranger: hahaha

You: you have no idea how happy i am right now

Stranger: hahaha

You: i've always wanted to talk about the office on omegle

Stranger: what cna i say, i make dreams come true

You: it's my favorite comedy show

Stranger: hahaha

You: :D