Sunday, May 23, 2010

sobre assaltos.

>School Vidja Game Tournament
>SS4
>come in 1st win $100
>walking home
>get robbed by 2 black kids that lost in the prelims
>myface

I wish I had a gun.

>Gamestop
>Get last copy of RDR
>With a line full of people behind me
>Walk out
>Get beat up and robbed

Feelsbadman.jpg

>Buy some ramen noodles with the last of my cash
>Guy tries to rob me in the parking lot
>Beat him unmercifully
>Go to jail for assaulting someone
>Try to explain he was robbing me, but I just fought back
>Cops say I should have just given him my shit and called them to file a complaint

DERP LANDOFTHEFREE DERP

>Some dickhead stole my phone out of my bag in gym
>Know who it is
>Tell security to check his bag before gym ends
>They find like 6 phones
>Kid gets arrested and I get my phone back

Feels wonderful man.