PARTY HARD.

>Go to friend's band's gig.
>Drink considerable amounts of alcohol
>Eat leaves from a stranger in a van.
>Confess I love J-Pop
>Throw up.
>Throw up more.
>???
>Wake up on a beach with different pants.

>Go to party
>Get wasted
>About to get cab home
>Say to friends I was getting cab with "I need to do something" and walk off
>Black out
>Wake up in landfill site miles away from my house and the party
>Wearing new coat
>20 pound note in pocket that wasn't there before

>Invited to corporate box at the races
>Socialising, slightly awkward, I know almost no-one here
>Get shitfaced with people richer than me
>????
>Wake up, find out that for no apparent reason a group of us booked flights to Germany.
>Never drink Gin again.

WHY THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GERMANY.

>Go to girls house
>9-0 in beer pong
>Bitches think I'm god
>Lay down
>Wake up
>3 bitches in my bed
>Fall back asleep
>Wake up in utility room
>In a box with a christmas tree completely naked
>Good night

>Go to party
>They have a trampoline and bouncy castle
>Ignore the hot girls and enjoy bouncing around fo 7 hours
>Fall asleep.
>I'm 21